Aunties of the Round Chatter Table

It started off as a good mornin and then some snoozin time and to the bathroom and sit n linger fo the moment time. Well my condition in the bathroom was rather nasty as i gotta take shower with only with 1hand and the other raisin up fo "Negaraku" time.

Indeed i had gone fo another op on my hand, and definitely not totally dumb, as the doc just sedate me fo half the body and I, well was too tired and wanna just sleep. Its funny though that you can just sleep througout the pain and agony of some random stranger open up yer hand on the cuttin table and just say..."Hmmm...this is interesting". How nice..aye

So, as time goes I am lingering in the house like a dead man...zombie almost, and so I decide to hit some breakfast at the nearby stall in my housing area. A coffee and some hot bowl of mee, a couple of eggs that should do the job. But it had to be interrupted by  a pack of aunts. I wouldnt say a bunch as i prefer but a pack.

They talk n laugh and joke and even chatter some nonsensical ideas together at the same time. Talkin bout travel, i hadnt been travelin much since theres work and theres life here in Ipoh. Have ya'll even wonder when does a pack of aunt would chat and start showing off their sons or daughters or small lil nephew and nieces be doin? Well at that exact moment i wanna put the mee into my mouth, there goes..." My son is goin to Cairo, Egypt."

Here goes the conversation..what an interesting mornin...i just cant stop laughin while walkin back home...

Aunt I : Wah your son go Cairo ar...all sands you know...

Aunt II : Yes ar...eh..there no taxi or car wan you know..all camel oni..those long neck animal..very smelly wan er..eyer..

Aunt III : I think i wanna buy the paper..neh~they use to draw some pic..then got the King lik that..

Aunt IV : Dont buy oh...very smelly wan ar...they got put some med...very very smelly wan er..aiyo!

Aunt I : What is that..the the...tree body ar...wahhh...nice hor...

Aunt IV : Eyer...very smelly wan er..chaik!

Aunt II : I think if you go..you can go and slide down the triangle building hor..wat u call ar..very VERY big wan oh

Aunt III : Eh...go there ar...make sure fly plane you know..cannot take so many things wan le..

Aunt I : Yes ar..aiyo...then i ask my son to not to take so many things oh...later get rob...

Aunt IV : There hor...all no taxi wan...all camel oni ar...So Hot you know..

Aunt II : Eh time to go lo...gotta go back cook soup...later no soup no nice oh

Aunt I : Yes ar..go buy ji yoke...chao lo..chao lo...

Aunt IV : Mmm..bye bye..Chao la..chao la..

There you go ladies and gentlemen..the story of how Egypt and as well as the Aunties of the Round Chatter Table...classic anot..im sure you guys know... =) 

Cheers mates.