The dreadful night

Oh my, redoing my report was hard and i am all stressed up with it. No inspiration no motivation no shit was given to me and i hated my current situation. Gwad dammit what the fuck was he thinking when i called up and ask for a lil help!??

Dam, function in the night!?What was that kinda function....Nite time Gigolo fashionita?!

Do some shit bout it!

Finally, i am back on track, its been kinda long that i was never on the bloggin list when i am out from my office. And truely, i was busy on the designs that i am bout to get a hands on. No doubt to it, is that i finally get my interns done, and of course i am to do my report and bring it back to my screwny lect sittin in the dam "opit".

yes this is a dammed good word for it and learn it...opit...anybody who asked who where the hell you are right now!?? Thinkin of workin like a dog or a slave...you are trapped in a room where u are given a computer and a diary and stationary sets..you are in an Opit..which is called Office. Read the lips and the toungue go together...you get that word outta yer mouth.

Now i know that when im gone form there..things surely be messed up and of course, i defintely be missin that shit hole i was sent to. Respectfully i wouldnt call that a shit hole anymore, as ya'll can see..they be treatin me well and givin me the best..hahaha...screw you wong...you just sent me to a hard knox school and im bringin back the fire.

Like the norm days, i am missin from bloggin and now i am sittin back at the office enjoyin the cold air con along with my hot cup of joe and well, kept my table clean and my rejected report on the side and i have my phone charging at the bottom of my feet and what else, yes...poor ol Alan had me in here accompanying him to talk cock sing some songs!How sweet am i!?

And i notice that college had loads of changes, but none of the less my lect never change.Bitch..get outta that chair and fuck off...you're making me stay here like a hotel in my college...and no...you dont own a fuckin Apple Mac, my dad has his Mango for years and still workin better and faster than your...bloody Apple Mac. Stop whining for shit in your head..we pay that desktop!

To my lovely juniors...please please do something to that lect before the art and design classes are having problems of bad influence gay shit luck in here!Gwad dammit!

Wednesday ya so slow

Oh, i just dont know what else to write nor type...its jus a slow wednesday im havin. Things seems to be slow, the cars are less and i aint tellin that it aint good. Its a good thing...less cars, less traffic, less traffic..more time to slow down to work. Now, as you tend to slow things down, you get smooth with the road and roads are pleasent sometimes. Ya'll get to meet all sorts of Aholes there and some of course the freindly peeps. And sometimes, ya'll meet the too friendly peeps. Whereby, ya'll just felt like givin em the finger. Dumb shit, i aint sayin i aint friendly at all...but id rather smile and be cheeerful at things.hahahhaha..i guess peeps who knows me, they would intentionally know what i do.

Like, i was sayin..it is a slow wednesday today and..im beginnin to get a lil lazy. I come to know that im bout to end my "internshit". Hell it was a great experience workin with these great peeps that have taught me alot. And of course loads of small loop holes i come to know bout. With that...aha!With that, it had gotten me more curious and wanna know more. Its like ya'll get to see the inside scoop of some story and you just wanna dig more why'd the story goes bout like that..hahahahah..

Fo the usual thang i be doin, customers desire to get their lame ass thingy done. Some with wierd taste, and some had extrodinare ideas but too bad dude, msia aint got none of the tech were dealin here with...some peeps aint it?ahahahhahha..

Then there are the casual smillin peeps. Seems good and friendly and easy to over come. But behind every fishin pond there sure is some nutty "Burd Brains" chirpin and scarin the dam fishes away. OIT! i may or am a chi but i got a tongue of a british foul mouthed basterd and an att of a niggah be pushin the button fo my tempo...nah~i aint gonna beat em up, im just gonna pamper..and perhaps some shit loads ideas fo him to screw round..hahahhahaha..

Workin in this line just totally great. I may have loads of probs facin and screw this shit and that shit but hey, this is life and its fuckin real. Who says its gone be easy!?ahahhahahhaa

Wednesday...i love the mid week theyre just amazin and keeps ya lookin fo the weekends where you can enjoy the week by tugged up in ya bed late and lookin fo more fun!THIS IS HOW WE DO IT MOFO!!!

Remember how great it was when were kids Sesame Street were on tv and sing-a-long songs?!Thats life.

When coffee is not hittin us

im missin outta the blog again have i!?hahhaha...well..indeed i have, and things just go by on hand. Its smoother than i thought. Pretty well at handling with my clients and making them SMILE~with thier designs...hahahha..and so..as a punishment fo ourselves..the coffee pot has not been hittin on us, and so shall the mamak beside us never update us on their latest roti canai variations. Its a non-sensical joke..hahhahahaha...










Top of the mornin there mate!!!more to come..hahahhahaha

Lunch Time

Ive just been here like just a few months, and time flew. I kinda finally get to know how it feels to not to move the hand of the time. Time flew and, we cant turn back time anytime nor anywhere or anyhow. It just moves forward and im gradually moving forward everyday. Its just so, i dont know should i put it bored or excited or should rathe say that its miserable. Nows the time that i kinda sit alone in the office havin my mind drifting and day dream...not to mention thinkin bout what ive learnt lately here. And how prigressive ive been. Either ive improved or deproved myself. Definitely ive improved...what do ya mean i deproved myself..hahahhaa...

Certainly had loads of fun checkin on funny peeps and some fuzzy peeps and some easy anger trigger peeps as well.Ah..we dont wanna meet those in future, could had been triggering my anger fist as well dwag. Speed is always the key, even when i was in coffee bean, proudly led by Arrif the man behind the 3rd Reich conspiracies, and Yussof, the man with all good looks and makin things impossible. These 2guys have driven me with speed and agilities and yet with a proper trainin..we rule the counter and barista behind.

Gettin into interns was just bout the same as doin so back in barista line, just the environment and settings changed lots..hahahhahaa...peeps here change, workin styles change...i gt to sit..but sittin it fo like 10hours more..LOL! And gettin things done all in 1hand. Were like sittin ducks. Either we get a meal to eat or...were the meal to be eaten. I almost had my neck on the noose. Well basically, im bound to get hanged.

Hmmm...knowledge of gettin to know the shortcuts which ive never been able to remember, has finally changed it course by drivin me to use every shortcuts made possible fo my time and savin my ass. Yet again, this was never my habit of doin so till i came in here with speed and fast brain navigation. Indulgin the feelin of gettin interested into something coperate, wow...i really went into the minds of a business man on gettin the money but aint not the quality of it. Dude, you killed me on that.

Hahahhahaa..lunch time is just so so fun, sittin here with no one but your own realm, i know its sorta lame,but hey...look onto the brightside...no intteruption...no annoyin HK radio channels streamin...WOHOOO!!its like workin at home man.DAM!

Bring the heat

Thank gowad..that these few days ipo been rainin on the evenin, and the weather is jus killin..makin every lil kids on the block illin..well theyre just feelin ill and i too was feelin a lil wierd at work.

Came in, sat at my desk and cleared every single lil thang thats on the table...and outta nowhere..feelin a lil like im on deck. Sea sighting or something at..wow..screens been floating and the mouse..felt so soft indeed like im holding onto some some soft..hahahaha..now dont let that drift away..stay with me aye.

So, as i was sayin..it has been a busy week and very very busy indeed, as everyone is tryna rush for the chi new year..gong xi gong xi..any reed packets fo me, im more welcome to accept it..thought its still early and advance..hahhahaha..

Been here for lik a month now..im doin my time like im suppose to and well..Alley came in(yes im mentionin it again :D ) its a wonderful feelin as were all making noises now..not exactly the noises that we want..but..were all talkin..hahahhaa..hey..talking..aight..

All sorts of peeps been meetin round, some are from pangkor..marcos..congratz on his new cyber cafe..which is PiTH..anyone of ya'll goin fo a lil stroll and bored with the sea, do drop by at PiTH its a new cc..brand new comps and new games there..whities in bikinis...theyre all there waitin and shootin heads...hahhahaha..this cc includes a variant of fruit juices and it also offers fish n chips and chops as well. So do drop it there..hmm..any pics..well..i havent got any from marcos..but will be uploading it when i do have em. Designin the wallpaper on desktop. Yes, yours truely..i did that thang..so 3fingers up yo!




Its nice workin with that guy..and hel kickin it real and keepin it real as well. But one thing been missin out is that i missed out a whole lotta college activites..please please do tell me..OMG! I fallin outta that circle of nuisance i am in before..hahahha..so..anyone..just bout anyone from SYCI..leak me news and scandals..not to mention..new dates on chicks!hahahhahaha...that was just a joke..ahhahahaha..interns..if any of the juniors have the chance..do grab it..i instill in all of em..its a hell good experience and..what do ya know..you get to meet chicks!!! Richie rich mama...here i come!

The Blurry

Aight things been a lil buys and i was unable to update my blog..yet of course there will be readers, friends and my mates be thinking that i aint gone be doin nothing bout this..

And i object,Hell..imma update it fo ya'll and..well...i aint that bored during interns anymore.hahahhaha...cause i got Alley...shes sittin beside me..and..apparently just workin..back to reality world..so...gotta head back to work place early and I wil be updating a lil sooner aight

Time fo a lil supper...cook mee sedep!YAY! :D

Your simple guide lines

Recently during lunch hours,most of my colleagues goes out fo lunch i be scrappin junks to play with...well...not really junks,just some ol shit they had in office. Hey it really does look like a playground to me..hahahhahahhaa...

Aight,well what i found was this,a piece of paper bout being a good internship..more likely intern"shit"..so here goes the guide.

#1 Take your internship very seriously. (seriously)
#2 Get in on time (without complaining about how early it is or how late you were up the night before)
#3 Listen very carefully and always takes notes (just when peeps are givin you assignments,not during social situations)
#4 Do more than expected on every single assignment (unless more costs more)
#5 There is (almost) always some thing you can do (so let your bosses know when you are available,just don't wait till someone notices you are free)
#6 Show up.Peeps are relying on you.( A school assignment is NOT a reason to "call in sick")
#7 Understand that you don't know it all (even though you feel like you do)
#8 Turn off your cellphone (even if your ring is really cute)
#9 Don't smoke cigars (Nasty habit)
#10 Do not unnecessarily distract others who are busy workin (even though Project Runway was particularly great last night0
#11 Bring snacks (sometimes sweet,sometimes salty)
#12 Be proactive.If there is nothing official fo you to do,figure something out your own (Like get to know the book collection so when someone is looking fo something you can be helpful. Or go through the portfolio so you can really study the company's work.)
#13 Look out fo opportunities to demonstrate what you can do know and how you can contribute (but don't push it-nobody likes a show off)
#14 There are(almost) no stupid question (ignorance is not a bliss,just ignorant and it can be a major waste of time)
#15 Don't just follow directions.Think about what you are doin while you are doin it.(so when the designer says,"but that's illegible"you wont have to say"i know".)
#16 Be eager to learn and peeps will be more likely to teach you.
#17 Understand that the success of the internship is (almost) entirely up to you.
#18 Dont ask fo more pay or loads.
#19 You're gone be workin forever anyway.:D

Be with this guide lines and ya'll gone b doin just fine...i feel the pinch of slavery!!!Oh my fuckin shit!!!This is insane!!ARGHHH!!!!

A bang againts the wall

Hey hey hey...another 3rd post..wow..seems to me that work has been pleasent to me. Allowing me to blog and to tune into some of the raio channels by Yahoo..and as well as some shitty HK radio channels. How annoyin it would be early in the mornin, that youd be listenin to crappy questionares and funny peeps that are in this world..Hmm..cant complain much as we are dirty,filthy humans on earth as well.

I know...im human as you are. If not??!Do i look like planet of the apes to ya'll!?ahhahahhaha..indeed we evolved from it but coming to planet of the apes. Put yourself in their shoes. You're being watched every step..even when you have your shit...they are watchin..how'd ya'll like that..hahahhahahahhaa...nevermind...find a good time and sit down,then start imaginatin...let yer mind drift aye!

What do you know,its almost been 2weeks im sittin in this freadful office,sittin my dam ass fo 10hours or more,bored with real boredome as my fellow collgues would'nt make any noise like how'd it would be back in Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. Havocs and disaster lurks among us. That was one hell of an experience in workin. Not to mention..gettin chickas number..muahhahahah...

Ok...i sounded like a lunatic already. Assignments and jobs are just way diff than havin it in college..where by, slackin was one of the main points in college..workin here..its bout slavery..sittin your ass like you really mean it,openin yer eyes with toothpicks if you have to. And gettin yer hands dirty..real dirty to know whats it's like. I guess everybody goes through that..hahahhahaha..ya'll gonna have yer chances.

And well..i gotta give thanks to nick,fo guiding me to a short period while through this bloggin maze...thank you datuk..and Lugia fo settin things..hahahahah..could use a lil hand fo help that time...thank you..ahahhahaha..will update this blog as much as i can.. =D

ArGhhh...back to work biatch!!!

Cubical blues

Finally...gettin the hell outta coll to get things movin lik its suppose to be.Graduated1??!well what to ya'll think!?!hahahhaha...ask my beloved lect if ya'll may. Perfectly done..he executed me to do my "internshit" just fo the sake of me not to make any noises or being a pest in his class.In that sorta case...slamming the table is just a no no...hehehe..well i didnt actually did that but i wish to.

Back in college..we had lots of imagination and ideas on how to torture this pretty,elegant,smart lect of ours..and yes..i would like to include in "gay"!?!?ahahahhaha..well...a lect whos gay in art and design,i can accept that sorta thang..but..being gay and selfish..hey...are you listenin to yourself as a designer or wert!?Holla!

And so,kicked me out to the jungle...jus to stop me from filing complaints from the MQA..hahahhaha...dude...you just made yourself like Saddam Hussein..hiding chem warfare weaponry!?or you had dildos filled up in your drawers!? =) This could just talk all day...coll mates...they hate em..fo a guy liek em..haters eat em up and spit out.

So..how was workin enviroment!?hahahhaa...well...1st day at work found a dead rat..nto exactly dead..but barely moving. It was sticked to a rat trap..hahahhaa...it pooped and barely dead. Well..had the whole production site all stinkin like shit! Not to mention the place...it's worse than my neighbour's dog kenel...who knows...workin with my neighbour's dog..im much more happier, havin an extra thinkin head..hahahhahaha...hmmm...what else can i say!? The management of the office..well..sorta cool guy..deisngin things here are just as challenging as college. facingthe corperate world..that's what i would like to mean..hahahha

There things goes..as smooth as its suppose to sail. Boring biring borig boring boring..friends..there's just me, my senior and a senior staff..aint gettin things warmin up yet. I guess its fo now..well its lunch time..and i dont wanna waste it by snoozin an hour...perhaps half an hour..hahahhahaha...adios!*peace*